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Some new guy contacted me today.  I’m going attempt to get this scammer to talk to my ‘girlfriend’ who lives in Ghana.  This fake girlfriend is actually another scammer who has been contacting me.  See additional chats from ‘her’ below.

Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:55:48 AM): How are you doing over there..?
radialmonster (3/4/2008 10:58:49 AM): im good how are you over there?
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:59:20 AM): I’m also fine
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:59:37 AM): Thanks for taking your time talking to me
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:59:48 AM): May good God bless you
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:59:49 AM): Amen
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:00:09 AM): Please did you receive the e-mail i just sent to you.?
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:00:56 AM): may the holy spirit of Ubuntu bless your rains as well
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:01:40 AM): no i dont believe i have any email from you
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:01:43 AM): who are you?
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:01:50 AM): Thanks
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:02:18 AM): Please I want you to add me with this yahoo id
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:02:35 AM): pette233john3@yahoo.com
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:02:48 AM): So that we can talk further
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:04:21 AM): Hello Mr.Phil
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:05:11 AM): It will be a great pleasure knowing ourself and i also known that it will be a blessing to both
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:05:43 AM): I am Mr Peter Johnson
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:06:04 AM): Just accept it ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:06:15 AM): I have added you..
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:08:53 AM): Congratulations
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:09:16 AM): Thanks
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:09:34 AM): Please have you been able to read the email?
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:12:17 AM): no i didnt get an email
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:12:32 AM): Ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:12:40 AM): Let me brief you online
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:13:00 AM): ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:13:12 AM): Or can you give me your direct email id to re-send the mesage again
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:13:29 AM): actually i do see your email i’m sorry
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:13:38 AM): Ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:13:53 AM): Please take time and read it carefully
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:13:59 AM): and get to me
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:14:14 AM): i will do thanks
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:14:29 AM): God bless you..
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:14:55 AM): I hope you have fully understand all the contents?
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:16:23 AM): let me read it
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:16:41 AM): Read it caefully
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:16:42 AM): ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:21:01 AM): Still waiting Phil..
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:21:21 AM): Ok
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:22:13 AM): is very detailed
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:23:32 AM): Ok
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:24:01 AM): i’m not a very good reader sometimes
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:24:33 AM): You mean you did’nt not understand what i need you to do for me?
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:25:45 AM): Hello
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:26:02 AM): Please i need your insatant writing
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:26:05 AM): Ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:26:13 AM): Let me know what you mean
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:26:25 AM): i am at work and can’t talk instantly. maybe you shoudl talk to someone else
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:26:47 AM): Someone like who?
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:26:59 AM): well actually you’re in luck
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:27:08 AM): Mr,Phil
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:27:09 AM): i see from your email that this is related to Ghana
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:27:17 AM): Yes
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:27:28 AM): I actually have a lover in Ghana
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:27:41 AM): I just need your assistance in helping me
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:27:53 AM): To receive money into your account
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:28:59 AM): Ok
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:29:09 AM): I will contact my girlfriend Sandy in Ghana
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:29:35 AM): Please understand that this is confidential business
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:30:02 AM): She has full power of attorney to my account.
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:30:12 AM): I dont want anyone elso to know about it before transferring the fund out of the bank
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:30:32 AM): Can I get her to contact you?
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:30:37 AM): or perhaps you can contact her?
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:30:43 AM): Her name on yahoo is sandybabyforreal
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:30:44 AM): right
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:31:06 AM): please kindly give me her full contact details
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:31:14 AM): her email address
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:31:18 AM): sandybabyforreal@yahoo.com
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:31:23 AM): and her telephone number
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:31:50 AM): she is not at a telephone number at this time. She’s visiting a friend that works in the circus there.
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:32:05 AM): Ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:32:30 AM): So let me know what i have to tell her ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:33:40 AM): So that she can inform you after talking with her
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:38:16 AM): Hello Mr.Phil
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:38:23 AM): Talk to me
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:39:50 AM): Are you there..?
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:40:12 AM): You can call me anytime with this cel number
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:40:38 AM): Or Tell her to contact me you have my e-mail address
radialmonster (3/4/2008 12:01:36 PM): sorry i have to go to lunch now

sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:35:36 PM): hello
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:36:23 PM): u there?
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:39:40 PM): hi
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:39:47 PM): hi
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:39:51 PM): how are u
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:40:07 PM): hm busy here, working you?
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:40:34 PM): i am at the internet cafe chating u
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:41:07 PM): did you order a drink?
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:41:23 PM): no
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:56:52 PM): can you order me a hot chocoloate?
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:57:13 PM): i am at the internet cafe
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:57:37 PM): i know, dont they sell hot chocolate?
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:57:54 PM): no
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:58:01 PM): we only browse
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:58:01 PM): oh, well what do they have?
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:58:13 PM): only drinks
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:58:21 PM): ah. i want a pepsi
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:58:28 PM): ok
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:58:35 PM): can you get me one?
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:59:35 PM): how do i give it to u
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:59:42 PM): i’m goign to come there

I never got any more responses aha

Todays waste of time.  In which i include some random jack handy quotes again toward the end.

radialmonster: good evening
Alex Williams: how are you
radialmonster: im good, busy at work you?
Alex Williams: oh ic
Alex Williams: i have a noce flight
Alex Williams: you never boerder to leave me a note rather
radialmonster: did you arrive safely?
Alex Williams: yes i did
radialmonster: congratulations
Alex Williams: why you never leave me an email
radialmonster: i didnt want to bother you.  i imagine you’ve been quite bus
radialmonster: y
Alex Williams: well not really thoug
Alex Williams: you would at least drop me a note
Alex Williams: that is not an excuse
radialmonster: oh.  you should start work soon though
Alex Williams: well i already start
Alex Williams: am even off work
Alex Williams: it late here
radialmonster: oh.  what is your first project?
Alex Williams: 8:00am
Alex Williams: sorry pm
Alex Williams: so wat are you upto
Alex Williams: ?
radialmonster: i’m working now.
radialmonster: what is your first project?
Alex Williams: well it strictly on construtions
radialmonster: yes, you explained that.  but i’m curious as to what kind of stuff you do
Alex Williams: i thoug i have discuss this with ya before
Alex Williams: havent i ??
radialmonster: no you only said you’re a civil engineer
Alex Williams: oh
Alex Williams: well am into buildings construtions
radialmonster: oh
radialmonster: i can tell you dont want to discuss your work
Alex Williams: why not
Alex Williams: wat did you wanna know abt it
Alex Williams: i tell
radialmonster: i want to know how you’re helping the people there
radialmonster: it’s a noble thing to give so much of your life for the benefit of your fellow mankind
Alex Williams: k
Alex Williams: hmm cool
Alex Williams: well actually my work is kinda streess
Alex Williams: but for now my first project is to buils some buildings
Alex Williams: etc
radialmonster: yes i understand how a stressful job can be
Alex Williams: oh teah
Alex Williams: you at work
Alex Williams: ???
radialmonster: yes at work now
Alex Williams: ok
Alex Williams: so hen do you get off work
radialmonster: about 5 hous
Alex Williams: oh ok
Alex Williams: so babe wat did you really feel or think abt me
Alex Williams: ???
radialmonster: I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
Alex Williams: oh really
Alex Williams: ???
Alex Williams: and how can i be sure of that anywayb
Alex Williams: ?
radialmonster: Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That’s called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot.
Alex Williams: oh yeah i agree
Alex Williams: so now did you ever plan to love
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Alex Williams: guess you busy
Alex Williams: well maybe we chat later then
radialmonster: yes i’d like to love.  i have lost a dog recently that i loved so its very sad
Alex Williams: i have to do somethings now
Alex Williams: k
Alex Williams: ?
radialmonster: oh ok then
radialmonster: it was good to hear you made it safely
Alex Williams: ok
Alex Williams: babe i will talk with ya later ok
Alex Williams: i care
Alex Williams: later
radialmonster: ok take care
radialmonster: bye
Alex Williams: <HUGS>

I found the Ghana embassy info in DC

http://www.ghana-embassy.org/
3512 International Dr. N.W
Washington DC 20008

Tel: (202) 686-4520 to 4526
Fax: (202) 686-4527

Email: info@ghanaembassy.org

If all goes well I will give this info to one of these scammers when they ask for my info

sandybabyforreal: hi
radialmonster: hi
sandybabyforreal: <ding>
sandybabyforreal: u there?
radialmonster: hi
sandybabyforreal: hi
radialmonster: do i know you?
sandybabyforreal: how are u doing?
radialmonster: who are you? where are you from?
sandybabyforreal: its ghana
radialmonster: oh i’ve heard of ghonnerea
radialmonster: so is that africa?
sandybabyforreal: yes
radialmonster: i bless the rains down in africaaaaaaa
sandybabyforreal: what is your name?
radialmonster: toto … like the dog
sandybabyforreal: is your name toto?
radialmonster: um yes why?
sandybabyforreal: nothing
sandybabyforreal: u in usa?
radialmonster: no, I’m in ubuntu
sandybabyforreal: where is ubuntu
radialmonster: on the border of ghana and the nigger river
sandybabyforreal: are you african?
radialmonster: no i’m american i came here for work
sandybabyforreal: when are u going back?
radialmonster: i’m going back someday come what may. busy here performing now
radialmonster: tell me about you
sandybabyforreal: i am sandra
sandybabyforreal: 23 yrs
sandybabyforreal: from ghana
sandybabyforreal: i just completed the university
radialmonster: of hard knocks?
sandybabyforreal: i am the only child of my parents
sandybabyforreal: i like listening to music and making love
radialmonster: do you like making love after nothing at all?
sandybabyforreal: how
radialmonster: i know just where to touch you and i know what to prove…
sandybabyforreal: where
radialmonster: where your buffalo roam
sandybabyforreal: ok
sandybabyforreal: i will meet u later in the day ok
radialmonster: do you know where i am right now?
sandybabyforreal: bye
radialmonster: but we just met

Chat today from Alexandra - note that it was like 2pm.  If she is in Miami as she says it certainly isn’t evening for her.  His local time would have been around 10pm

Alex Williams: helo
radialmonster: good evening

Alex Williams: how are you doing
radialmonster: good.  working here you
Alex Williams: well am abt to leave
Alex Williams: so i decide to come see ya online
Alex Williams: before i leve
radialmonster: where are you going?
Alex Williams: i told you yesterday
Alex Williams: westafrica
radialmonster: oh you mean there.  you’re leaving so soon?
Alex Williams: oh yeah
radialmonster: did you get a work visa or do you have some other arrangements?
Alex Williams: other arrangement
radialmonster: why so secretive?
Alex Williams: nope
Alex Williams: is just that is on contract basic
Alex Williams: thats is why
radialmonster: i see.  maybe you can visit home too while you’re so cloes  (**Her ‘home’ is in China)
Alex Williams: we sign an agreement that we gonna be responsible for the whole thing
radialmonster: close
Alex Williams: oh yeah
Alex Williams: maybe i can vist you
Alex Williams: how would that be
Alex Williams: ??
radialmonster: well i dont live in west africa
radialmonster: i have a friend that lives near there
Alex Williams: oh ic
Alex Williams: so where it is
Alex Williams: ?
radialmonster: he lives in Ubuntu, so that’s pretty close  (**To get the joke read this other post) (** i haven’t written the other post yet!  check back later)
Alex Williams: oh ic
radialmonster: would you go see him for me?
Alex Williams: well i have to leave shortly
Alex Williams: ok
radialmonster: ok have a safe trip then
Alex Williams: ok 
Alex Williams: then
Alex Williams: later
radialmonster: bye
Alex Williams has signed out. (2/29/2008 4:02 PM)

This person found me on friendster and started emailing and chatting. I’ve already traced the IP address to Nigeria.  So far the story is she is originally from china, but now lives in miami.  She’s instantly in love with me and wants to form a long lasting relationship. aha.  the intent is to string along the scammer to waste their time.  hopefully get some lulz out of it too.  here’s some text from today:

Alex Williams: hello
radialmonster: hi
Alex Williams: how are you doing
Alex Williams: ?
BUZZ!!!
Alex Williams: you busy
Alex Williams: ?
radialmonster: i’m at work.  how are you
Alex Williams: am fine
Alex Williams: how is it going with you
Alex Williams: i realy miss chatin with ya online thoug
radialmonster: i’m great.  aww sorry to hear that
Alex Williams: ?
Alex Williams: well i have a news for you thoug
Alex Williams: can you guess
radialmonster: hm i’m not really sure
radialmonster: you’re going to the circus?
Alex Williams: ??
Alex Williams: hmmm
Alex Williams: well i was awarded a contract
Alex Williams: which i need to travel
Alex Williams: overseas
radialmonster: well thats good if thats what you want to do
Alex Williams: you sound not happy
radialmonster: why do you say that?
radialmonster: just because you were awarded a contract doesnt mean you actually want to do it
Alex Williams: well it on a individual company
Alex Williams: and you know i have to wrok to make more
radialmonster: money doesn’t give happiness
Alex Williams: how
Alex Williams: ??
Alex Williams: so you mean i should n
radialmonster: it does not.  being more wealthy can’t make someone more happy. there’s a point where once you reach a certian amount of money, more money doesnt matter
Alex Williams: not go right
Alex Williams: ?
radialmonster: i didnt say not go. i said do what you feel will be best for you
Alex Williams: hmm oh ic
Alex Williams: so babe hope you gonna keep in touch
radialmonster: what do you mean
Alex Williams: as in email me and stuff
Alex Williams: cause i will be goin with laptop
radialmonster: oh so you’ve decided already?
Alex Williams: yes
radialmonster: well congratulations.  where are you going
Alex Williams: westafrica
Alex Williams: ever been there
Alex Williams: ?
radialmonster: i have a friend that has been there
Alex Williams: oh really
radialmonster: my mom has been there also
Alex Williams: oh that is fine
Alex Williams: to do what
radialmonster: missionary work with chruch
Alex Williams: oh ic
Alex Williams: thats cool
Alex Williams: so wat time did you get off work
Alex Williams: ?]
radialmonster: in about 30 minutes i hope
radialmonster: but i may have to work over at my second job
Alex Williams: oh wat ur second job
Alex Williams: ??
radialmonster: same thing as my day job just on my own
Alex Williams: oh that cool
Alex Williams: so you miss me at all
Alex Williams: ??
radialmonster: you havent even left yet!
Alex Williams: hmmm
Alex Williams: hmmmm
Alex Williams: that does not matter thoug
radialmonster: when do you leave
Alex Williams: on friday night
Alex Williams: i will let you know thoug
radialmonster: wow so early
radialmonster: you already have your belongings ready to go?
Alex Williams: i will get that aranged today thoug
radialmonster: i see
radialmonster: well good luck
Alex Williams: hope yoi  gonna keep in touch
radialmonster: be safe
radialmonster: about to leave work.  later
Alex Williams: ok babe
Alex Williams: email me later k
Alex Williams: ??
radialmonster: ifi dont have to work, i’ll see
Alex Williams: ok babe
Alex Williams: you takecare and keep in touch
Alex Williams: k

“pamela” has been im’ing me for a few days now.  Just says Hi, are you there sort of thing.  I have no idea who this is so I reply back with “who are you”.  I never get a response.  Just the next day I get another “are you there”.  Today ‘pamela’ caught me online and i decided to play along:

pamela.cambell: BUZZ!!!
pamela.cambell: “Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you’ll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you.”

pamela.cambell: u there hunnie
radialmonster: hi
pamela.cambell: hi too ive been longin to talk with u huneio
pamela.cambell: u were always on mobile hunie
BUZZ!!!
radialmonster: yes.  but you have still not answered my question
pamela.cambell: wat question hunnie
radialmonster: do i know you?
pamela.cambell: u tell me
pamela.cambell: hawz that
radialmonster: that it is
pamela.cambell: “I just close my eyes because I might see your face. I just close my mouth because I might hear your voice. I just close my ears because I might hear of you, but I could not close my heart because I love you.”

pamela.cambell: “The more I know you, the more I love you.”

BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!

**At this point I see the stupid quotes thing going on, the buzzing’s bothering me, and I decide to quote some stuff too.  I fire back with some random Jack Handy quotes:

radialmonster: “Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for “better treatment”? I’d ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you’d probably be able to get a lot of free games.”
pamela.cambell: wat u talkin about hunnie
radialmonster: i’m just saying
radialmonster: “The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.”
BUZZ!!!

** About an hour passes so I give it one last shot:

radialmonster: i miss you

I was going to get on here and write something profane like things about my life and thoughts recently, life, work, love, lack of life, work and love, and maybe i’ll write a book or something and how last night i was feeling down and i get on last.fm and play my recommended tracks and it picks whitney houston and soulified stevie wonder and i just stop it and laugh.  Tomorrow night I’ll go out to a local hang out i’ve been frequenting.  hmm which reminds me i need to charge my camera tonight and dump the flash drive to prepare.  But my camera’s been screwing up recently and the top buttons are wearing out or something.  I found the new camera i want, but its like 350 and not available until april i think.  and so i’m transferring the pictures now but i actually have no idea what pics these are.  will see in a minute when they’re done.  i have 2 more cards to check too.  and by the time you read this i’ll have finished transferring the pics and this whole section will already be obsolete.  but you wont even get to see the pics yet because i need to import them in to my ‘process’ and tag, label rename and upload them which won’t happen tonight because it’s so late it’s after 12:30am and i’m so tired i’m not even going to write anything.

2007 Began anew in the single world for me where just over a month earlier was the end of a relationship (although unbeknownst to me, for her it had ended way before that and she already started a new one).  I had decided my New Years superstition was that my next picture would be of me with my future mate, and by day 2 I completely abandoned that idea and settled for this first picture of 2007.    I passed the time with friends out to eat, friends at hockey games, and taking pictures of odd things such as this airplane on a trailer.    Jan 16 I met a great girl Diedre who we both decided would be perfect for each other if she didn’t live 1500 miles away.  The first snow was on January 18th, , Just before Mark turned 30 .  Mike, Sue and Katherine came to visit for the weekend while Tim and Kelly kept me entertained at work .  Alan and I won “Runner Up” in the theme park review video contest for 2006 to which we probably will not enter again.  My dad had his birthday on Feb 1 and we started to play a bit of magic again.  I risked my life climbing into an old attic only to discover a hidden ceiling with some old relics attached for the main purpose to give the cute girl in the office my flickr address so she could check out my other pictures.  The circus came to town and puppies infiltrated my household.    We attended a barely exciting monster truck show and my office exploded in a sea of flying termites. Work wasn’t only at work, it was after work too and Jonathan had his first magical experience .  I became a rock band photographer and we continued to hone our magic skills.  Had a good lunch with Roxanne, then immediately left for Charlotte for Carowinds with the whootah crew.  Work isn’t work with friends again and by this time another failure was under way .  To which I went out and drowned my sorrow and penned this poem.  After a long dry spell, we played D&D again then Easter at Grandmas.   Gadita discovers porn and this little piggy went home.  Ruby Tuesdays violates fire code every day then we head out for a fantastic adventure in Washington DC. On the way home I hit a deer, causing $3500 worth of damage to my car.  Took about 2 weeks or so then got my car back good as new.   Went to Kings Dominion had lunch with mom and grandma and was yet again questioned if I still loved the ex or not for Mother’s Day.  My first ‘date’ of the year was a ‘non date’ (to which I certainly treated it as such) with Lindsey to the Pink Floyd Symphony special edition concert to which I failed to convince her to join me at the ever awesome Animazement.    A trip to the zoo in Asheville with all the buds, and then another hit and run accident with a deer.   Robin attempts to imitate Merkley to which he found (on his own mind you) and responds a good job! More puppies arrive while a bird leaves .  The 80’s are resurrected and Lindsey joins us for a night out at Crowleys.  Gadita finds my box of old mementos and 4th of July at Kings Dominion wasn’t as crowded as we thought it would be while the Franklinton fireworks was even better.  Virginia Beach was beachy as cooking out is to summer.   I discover my great great great grandfather fought in the revolutionary war.   By this time, I met Theresa and we met at Chili’s for the first time on friday night, to which I didn’t get a picture of as I figured I had no chance with such a pretty girl anyway.  When I got home I had a message from a new person Kim to which we decided to go out Saturday night who although she tried to convince me that she wasn’t interested in money wanted our first date to be the 42nd street oyster bar and was disappointed that I wasn’t a big shot at some huge corporation.  Later, decided that me and Kim did have a good time however, so about a week later we tried again to where I realized that she is too city slicker for me.  A free movie in the park almost prompted me to invite her, yet a week after the movie Theresa invited me and John to the same park for a night with Warrant, her sister and friends to which proved to be an unbelievable disaster despite this pic.  That is the look of fear in mine eyes. A few days later Steve became a dad and we decide to try Carowinds one more time.  Dan played at The Cave Then we had the first family reunion in like 100 years. Kure beach was great (again)  .  And a chance encounter proves eventful .  Halloween was time for pumpkins to which mine are still on my front porch rotting.  Then followed up with the crazy fun time that is Nekocon .  I come home to a purple Murray and Tim points out our local chemtrails .  Thanksgiving was at moms lake house and I break out and buy a new tv .  I pen my first ‘comic’ , at least the first one that I’ve claimed.  The best piece of ass I get all year was at the texas roadhouse and Mercy’s still going strong . Gadita faithfully helps me wrap Christmas presents culminating to this collection on Christmas Eve .  Christmas was spent traveling to family   .  Alan and berb made a gingerbread house and we discover a new game Carcassonne.  New Years Eve party at my place wrapped up the year with this being the last picture of 2007 and this being the first picture of 2008 . 

In this year I heard my dad make a gay joke (playing the flute pipe), my granddad say he wish he could smoke a joint, girls of the year (qualification only includes words more than the normal hi how are you, I like you kind of thing, i think these are in order even) included diedre, mylene, tressie, cristy, lindsey, daphne, heather, kerry, theresa, kim, monica, leilani, amanda & amy, <that south korean girl>, jenny, jennifer despite to all of which I’m still just me.  I hope i didn’t miss any if I did i’m not trying to exclude.  I’m trying to include, only for my personal journal to look at 10 years from now.  Some of the ladies were only talks, some were dates, throughout 2007 how many kisses did I get?  1 peck on the cheek.  It didn’t stop me from trying though, and from having a great time with friends, Alan, Barb, Eric, John, Jay, Jonathan, Mark, Mike, Robin, Scott, Steve, Sue, Wes who am I missing who helped me add countless photo’s to my portfolio this year.    Co workers also included Kelley, Mike, Rob, Tim, and some others.  My personal business did xx,xxxx amount of dollars, a bit more than last year.  Aha, I’m not giving that out!  Mom and Dad are both doing fine, family is good and normal as usual actually.  I’m doing good, learned I have a hernia which isn’t critical, otherwise health is good.  If you want more detail about my life you should read through the archives where you’ll find tons of crap written by right here.  Thanks for being a part of 2007, bad or good.